stability:

I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them down and interrogate them about me – or you, because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit about you. Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see.

if you didnt think this was the saddest shit youve ever seen get out of my face

lysergic-acid-diethylamide:

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

The years have not been kind to mister foreman

iguanamouth:

people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed

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mrtrajkovic:

you need to

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Happy Birthday, Alan Menken! (July 22, 1949)

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

Hi yes, can I buy all the paintings?

tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

0laura0:

New York Times - Portraits at Sundance: Matthew Gray Gubler of “Life After Beth.”  thanks to bayshit.

baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..